Welcome, Dorks of the Conker, to the club devoted to such slurr-spewing, beer-guzzling, slightly lisping squirrels.
Rareware and Conker fans rejoice! But only under these five rules.
1- You must love Conker, or at least some characters from ze game.
2- You should put the icon in your siggy. (Not absolutely mandatory, but we'd greatly appreciate it! ^_^ And if it's not in your sig, put it in your journal.)
3- Tasteful violence ONLY. To explain, we want nothing we would not see in the game. (Fun cartoony death is okay, but we don't want to see any photos of squirrels who have been hit by a car lying in a bloody heap on the side of the road.