Welcome, Dorks of the Conker, to the club devoted to such slurr-spewing, beer-guzzling, slightly lisping squirrels.
Rareware and Conker fans rejoice! But only under these five rules.

1- You must love Conker, or at least some characters from ze game.
2- You should put the icon in your siggy. (Not absolutely mandatory, but we'd greatly appreciate it! And if it's not in your sig, put it in your journal.)
3- Tasteful violence ONLY. To explain, we want nothing we would not see in the game. (Fun cartoony death is okay, but we don't want to see any photos of squirrels who have been hit by a car lying in a bloody heap on the side of the road. That will earn your ejection from the club.)
4- No changing the password or adding journal entries unless you're an admin! (This goes without saying, but I figured I'd mention it anyway.)
5- No deleting other art or crabbing!

Sound like a plan? Mmmkay, we thought so. Easy rules, so follow them...Or get whacked!

Joining
In order to join the club- AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO -just note either vi2section or enn saying you want to join. PLEASE do not simply leave a comment on the page; we are lazy and prone not to notice this for several days. Noting the club is easier, but it will still recieve a slower response. Once you're all signed up, add the icon to your sig. If you don't know how, ask vi2section, she only bites on special occasions.

So join us...or get whacked.

Contests
Yes, we have us enough members for a nice lil' contest. Yup! Here's the scoop; We need us a ConkerDorks ID. We certainly do. Vi2section and myself will not be entering...It's up to you guys! The winner's ID will be used as the ID, naturally, and will be moved up a rank. (Honestly, people, post one picture and you go from hungover to sober...) The 1st and 2nd runner-ups will also be moved up a rank. The deadline for the contest is suspended. WE NEED ENTRIES. Happy ID-ing!

ENTRIES:
Entry #1 by ~tea-chan
Entry #2 by ~spiritwyvern
Entry #3 by ~Melbirn


Updates
8-15-04

Wah! Another member. Wee. And we have a couple of entries in the contest that we haven't linked to yet. I shall do that now. Wish me luck in Texas, everybody!

6-1-04
Holeeee SHIT we haven't updated in a long time. Enn typing here, but this update is really from both of us. We're really, really, REALLY damned sorry we've neglected this place so much. A special apology to Garadrobe, who uploaded five things and was still in "hungover," and is now an honorary soldier as an apology for our neglegence.
We'll do better, guys, especially with CONKER LIVE AND RELOADED coming out soon. Here are some screens, courtesy of DKVine.com...
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And two remarkably similiar videos, this one from dkvine, mainly showcasing the multiplayer mode...
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Aaaand this from rare's website, with some juicy 1-player mode shots...
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The second of these videos takes quite a long time to load. I reccomend the first video link.
Some highlights from the videos, if your computer can't handle them, are the GRAPHICS HOLY SHIT, the VEHICLES HOLY SHIT, the female on the Squirrel's team (HOLY SHIT!!!1), new weapons, the updated MACHINE Tediz...The list goes on and on. The shimmy on the one-player mode are the GRAPHICS HOLY SHIT, the Zombies chapter is now a Van Helsing parody, there seems to be a place leading to a new area...? And a brief glimpse of the Great Mighty Poo's hand reaching out to flatten Conker and some sweet corn.
The run-down on CLR. The one-player adventure is just a pretty port of CBFD. The X-Box Live mode, however, is a sequal to CBFD's War settings. It's an extansive campaign via X-Box Live, which kicks so much ass I don't even think I need some clever sentiment.
I can't wait until March. March 2005 is the 'official' release date as of right now, but knowing Rare, there's a decent chance it might be delayed. But it's coming...And it blows the old CLU screens out of the water.

From all two of us here at ConkerDorks, I'm Enn, saying..."Hey! We've updated! Hooray!"


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The Dorks

Generals-
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Tediz captains-
-16+ posts-
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Squirrel captains -
-16+ posts-
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Tediz commandos-
-11-15 posts-
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Squirrel commandos-
-11-15 posts-
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Soldiers
-6-10 posts-


The Sober
-1-5 posts-


Hungover-
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Total members-
21 members!

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